why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
