Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
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who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
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I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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