ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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