I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
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So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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