I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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