I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
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We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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