I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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