So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
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Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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