Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
