On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
farters have to be the big spoon...
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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