i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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