i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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