Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
people are starting to question the shark bite story
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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