Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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