Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
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I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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