Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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