Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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