even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
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I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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