So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
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she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
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Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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