I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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