i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
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I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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