But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Randomize
