i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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