is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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