Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I accidentally had phone sex last night
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
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Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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