I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
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she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
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You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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