Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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