Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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