if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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