What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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