I'm sorry my penis didn't work
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
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should my penis look like a turkey
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
and you fell through a lawn chair
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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