how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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