so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
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Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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