Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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