If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
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He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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