thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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