But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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