I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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