Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
