I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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