i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Two words: nipple clamps
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