I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
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