I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
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i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
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Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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