In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
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she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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