Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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