My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
either way he was missing a nipple.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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