: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
