If i come over, it means nothing
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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