You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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