You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
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Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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