Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
she pinky promised me she was 18
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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