She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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