It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
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I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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