so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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