Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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