it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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