and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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