we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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