So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Houston, we have a squirter
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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